Self Falling of Hand

My friend & I were taking a chill-stroll down the street in my hood on this beautiful afternoon. I was feeling so fly & fresh with my baff-up ("DOPE" snap-back, "BANS" tee, "Hermes" belt, "Levi's" skinny jeans, "Adidas" hi-tops, "Cazal" glasses, Black-stone Shambala & "Hublot" wristwatch), my friend's baff-up was also on-check ooo but not as on-point as mine ...chai!!!...I could feel all eyes on me but as a badth guy I didn't send, I just kept on with my swaggu...*wink*.
Then I saw this sexy-looking Porsche Panamera Hybrid (2012 model) *FYI I'm a car fanatic* parked on the side of the road. I stopped for a minute to stare and skemp it. Just then I saw a beautiful & smashing hot chick coming down the road. 
What's a brother gonna do??? I shoved my friend aside & moved near the car with great alacrity & pretended it was my ride. I kicked a bit at the front tyre and stood by the side of the door. I could see her staring at me, sure enough she had fallen for me already (I thought to myself).
As she walked towards me, I composed myself & faked a call to my mechanic while leaning on the door. She approached me and said, "Excuse me!". I pretended not to hear her as I flew big amounts of money for spare parts. After a minute she said again, "Excuse me sir!". I lowered my phone & said, "Just a second sweetheart, let me conclude my last order" & continued on the phone as I moved away from the door, (at this moment I was sure she had fallen for me, I could tell from her impatience). But just as i moved from the door, she looked at me, opened her handbag removed the car keys, opened the door, hissed at me, entered & drove off.

LOBATAN!!!

I almost fainted out of shame...*covers face*
Chai!!!...but seriously i fall my hand gaaaaaaan