Omo Pastor

*singing*

"Oya wa lepa toh dun

O de n se good girl omo pastor

O ku die iwo na lo ma bad gan

Mo de ri e ni church lana

She wants me to buy her Rozé

She said that she's feeling naughty

I said that I'm really not sure

I swear that I've seen you before

Ahh omo pastor se u wana put me for trouble omo pastor

Se u wanna finish my shayo omo pastor

Omo pastor

U can't do me

Girl u can't do me naada

I've seen your type before

Na the type that keeps coming back for more"............#Omo Pastor by Ajebutter22 Ft. BOJ (of DRB Lasgidi)

Ever since this new pastor was transferred to my church, I always had this curios feeling that something was gonna happen (whether its a bad or good omen...that, I don't know). Standing at 6ft5, handsome (fine boy no pimples), well built muscles & body structure with complete 6 packs (heard he was once a professional boxer/fitness trainer before giving his life to Jesus). The ish that tripped me pass (#no homo) is the fact that he had this British accent *whew*....Chai!!! Most times I wish we could just swap personalities, but that can only happen in dream land/fantasy land...hehehehehe.

His wife is pretty (no doubt about it) and they got 2 children, a boy & a girl. The boy is...errrrmmm...just there sha...at times I dey wonder whether the momsy go play away match cos he no carry him papa handsomeness put for face...but what's my own *lips sealed*...But the girl...Chei!!!...the girl oooooo...Chimooo!!!...this girl fine die...asin she fine, hot, she con get the arsenalz & barcaz in abundance, fine tuned with sexy curves (hour glass shape). In summary, she set gaaan...You know when people say God spent full time & extra time in creating some people...yes...she's part of that set of people *wink*.

As a sure boy *in MayD's voice*, I dey always baff-up go church. Making sure that whenever I waka pass, heads must turn..oya enough of the beating around the bush...lemme move to the koko of this cruise...

My first contact with this babe (omo pastor) was when we had one of our youth meetings after service. I almost passed out after getting a closer view of this babe. I sha made sure that I walked up to her, introduced myself & chatted her up. One thing led to another & we kinda got close...exchanged contacts & BB pins, chatted frequently even after seeing each other in church, mid-night calls etc.

Even got to know that she was in my school, she was in 200 level studying Accounting while I was in my final year studying Mass Communication. As a soji guy, I rarely missed clubbing on fridays...From Deuces to Chrome, Genesis, Saga 8, The Vault, Q's club, Rehab etc...just to mention a few.

On this friday after having series of boring lectures, I decided to checkout a new club that was recently opened with one of my hommies. The club actually made sense,cool setting, nice environment & the DJ was on point. After spending close to an hour, I sighted a familiar face dancing at one corner. Found my way to the corner...Lo & behold guess who the person was???...

"Omo Pastor!!!"

I was like "huh"...issokay. Well I don't criticize or judge anyone, so I tapped her & asked if I could dance with her & she yielded...in my mind I was like "for real", because ever since we've made contact, I've always been daydreaming of the day I'ld get to rock those curves & touch the untouchables *bb smiley eyelashes*.

She actually didn't recognize me because the lights were really dim & she was pretty high...asin high. So we danced & rocked all night *wink* and also did some things ...if you wanna know what we did, call me...hehehehehe. Then we dropped her in school the next morning.

On sunday after service, I called her up & narrated he whole friday experience to her...omo the babe was surprised & dumbfounded...but I sha told her not to be scared, that its cool to be young, wild & free sometimes. After that sunday, our relationship waxed stronger. We'd club,go on paroles, spend nights together etc...we were beginning to like each other very much. One thing I noticed about her is that she is a lover of the Ethanol Family (Shayoooooooo)...Choi!!! This babe dey drink shege outta alcohol. Getting high is one of her hobbies.

On this fateful friday, the church had a vigil/praise night...meaning no clubbing for me...atleast I'll get to see her there.

After about 2 hours of intense praise, the guest speaker mounted the pulpit & started a session of prayer. Then I received a ping from omo pastor that I should meet her in the children's department. On getting there, she closed the door behind me & said she was feeling sleepy & tired and decided to take a time out...well I was cool with it. So we sat down & started gisting whilst the prayer was going on. Then she brought out a bottle of Eva table water from her bag, the moment she popped it open I perceived a very familiar smell & I instantly knew the content of the bottle wasn't water. After taking a gulp, she offered it to me...wetin man go do now...so I accepted the offer & we kept on sipping & gisting.

Then she started getting a lil tipsy & ...you know *wink*, so we started kissing and she loosened my belt & was about to ....*lips sealed*...I was like "in church???"...but you know temptation is just a bastard *covers face*.

All this while, we were unaware of the fact that the pastor & some members of the prayer band were in the next room praying...we couldn't hear them due to the deafening noise from the speakers in the auditorium.

Halfway into our "heated discussion", suddenly the door opened...lo & behold, the Pastor, HOD of prayer band & 2 members walked in on us....*faints*

I need not tell you what happened afterwards....eyaff be for me *covers face*